wot u see is always not true ....hehe

BE SERIOUSE...DON'T LAUGH

1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's why I say she's no good!
hope u got a beautiful smile on ur face.

A Love Letter worth reading...

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love)
and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are
SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million
smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh)feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father
who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT
(born tough), but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and
rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).If our
fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in
COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye).Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people)
who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is
DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and
PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me.

Ok bye!


I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.


Yours

LG (digitally yours)